It’s our very own LambMama’s birthday!
So, to those of you joining us today, we prepared a ‘bit’ of fuckery for Kay’s birthday post. Just a heads up to whomever may be reading this – if you can’t tell, there are invisible sarcasm fonts overlaying the regular Georgia font of this fine post. And…there is invisible sarcasm html coding surrounding any and all pics, videos and e-cards displayed throughout.
As a matter of fact, please keep this in mind when you read a number of our posts in general. We’re all here to have fun…not run in the British elections (right, Lucy? Right!).
So, without further ado, let’s bring on the FUCKERY!
From Mae:
You have been an inspiration and role model since the moment I started reading your shit. I can't tell you how excited I was that you always replied to all my reviews, but then you spoke to me on Twitter and you invited me in on the blog and such. It's meant a lot to me that you did all these things.So, to those of you joining us today, we prepared a ‘bit’ of fuckery for Kay’s birthday post. Just a heads up to whomever may be reading this – if you can’t tell, there are invisible sarcasm fonts overlaying the regular Georgia font of this fine post. And…there is invisible sarcasm html coding surrounding any and all pics, videos and e-cards displayed throughout.
As a matter of fact, please keep this in mind when you read a number of our posts in general. We’re all here to have fun…not run in the British elections (right, Lucy? Right!).
So, without further ado, let’s bring on the FUCKERY!
From Mae:
You are part of the reason I got the courage to try my hand at posting my stories (even if I'm not getting it out at the moment).
You are also an inspiration as a person. You are a strong, confident, independent woman who takes care of herself and her little girl. In addition, you write some hella-awesome complex stories, work on this blog, and help in the daily raping of our mailboxes. I may not always get to reply (barely get to read them sometimes), but I do appreciate being included in them.
Anyway, I am thankful every day for knowing you, LambMama. You are a beautiful soul and it shines through to me in everything you do.
Love you to death, woman, and I hope you have an amazing birthday.
Love, Mae
From Donna:
Happy Birthday, Old Woman! (I can say that, because I'll always be older...)
I first read your stuff a long time ago (huh, little over a year ago, but whatever!), and it helped hook me into this Twilight FanFic addiction. Whenever anybody asks (not that they often do, because who in their right mind advertises their drug addiction?) I blame it all on "This woman from Iowa. This REAL person who writes really, really good stuff". Last fall when we drove "home" for a visit, I wondered where exactly you lived, and wished that I'd had the nerve to PM you and ask, because I really wanted to meet you in real life. But it seemed kind of creepy-stalkerish, so I didn't (GOD, I wish I had stalked; who knows when I'll be in Iowa again. We drove right by you!) I started writing because you inspired me. Now here I am, part of ALASL with you. I hope you have a fuckin' fantastic birthday!
From Lucy (God, I love her for this…):
From Maj:
He laid her on the table
So white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her, here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
And her legs, low at first, then high
He was drooling now, "I love this bird"
He thought, as he felt her thigh.
He reached his quest it was wide and wet
Sort of dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms
And then he stuffed the turkey!
Funny Sexy Poems
Happy Birthday LambMama!
Love, Maj
From Wendy:
Derr…Wendy’s stuck in a well at the moment… When she can break free from the hubby, she shall rejoin us *pats Lambbaton on the head and sends her to the secret fuckery room with Lucy*
Love, Maj
From Wendy:
Derr…Wendy’s stuck in a well at the moment… When she can break free from the hubby, she shall rejoin us *pats Lambbaton on the head and sends her to the secret fuckery room with Lucy*
So, Lucy and I are trés evil. We all wanted to be sure that a proper birthday greeting was sent your way, so who better to sing Happy Birthday than your favourite all-time band, The Jonas Brothers? That's riiiight, baby! They're singing to their Mama, too... Listen and weep to the sound of their angelic voices.
Make way…party police coming in:
We had to go very FAR to get you your cake:
Do you like it?
Okay, don’t be greedy…
And you ARE 38 now, so you have some more candles to blow out:
We gift you many times over…
Some porn boots:
A back massage:
A trio of 'special' singers - they wrote it JUST for you, baby:
A little bit of Peter:
Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!
And we have some games for you to play (of course). Can you tell what's wrong with this picture?
Decipher, por favor:
Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!
But above all, we love you and we thank you for shepherding us to greatness…and great fuckery... Cuz that takes some fucking talent:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. LAMBMAMA!!!! Since you invited me to join the blog, you made me feel like I belong somewhere... and I can't be more thankful for having me included in the best group there is. You've helped me in more ways than one... You're one helluva friend. I LOVE YOU!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Kay!
ReplyDeleteHope you have a great day xxx
Um....Where the fuck do I start? I tried bringing this fucker up all night at work and it never would load correctly, and I realized I missed half of it! OH WOW!!
ReplyDeleteMae, did you need to make me cry? That's twice now in twenty four hours, stop it. YOU are one of the most fantastic people I know, and you write wonderfully, and look! We're on a blog together. Remember talking about it on Twilighted? It was just a faint idea then...
Donna, STALK away woman! I'm closer to your age group!! We should all get together and stalk Jackson and corner his ass and give that bandanna and that eyelet shirt the heave ho! Thank You, so much. You have put one of the best fics out there for Jasper/Bella and the reason it's one of the best is because it's so original. You are a creative genius.
Tina, I'll run out of character space if I go on about you, woman. So kind to all and a silent protector of the people and things you care about the most. One of the best beta's and the only person I can really open up to. You make me laugh, cry, and think. A lot. Fuck any BITCH who can't appreciate or respect you for holding your ground when the shit hits the fan and it gets tough, because that's just an perfect example of TRUST.
Lucy,Bhahahahhhhhhhaaaanddhahhaaaaa!!!!!! I LOVE IT!! You're just killing me with all sorts of pretties this week! I love it!!!
Maj, you are queen of googlespecial. I spent a good hour at work trying to find the perfect poem for you, and I'm still searching. I'll find it. You're also the only one that writes GREAT Peter/Jasper/Bella porn, or Edward/Peter possible porn that leaves me appreciating the realism you put into your writing, and that's no bullshit.
Wendy, massacre kitty never fails to make me laugh, or make me think of April Fools day. It also reminds me to never piss you off. Keep your head up, I think you twirl gracefully.
Jonas Brothers. Just you wait.
*Puts Mary had a little lamb* On the list of things to watch if I ever smoke dope again*
Scott Phelps? I got the rest.....
I am old. I'm so old.
Thank You, ladies, I loved it. Thank You Thank You.
You're only ONE WEEK older than me, you know...:PPP
ReplyDeleteKay...I just found this. I'm almost SOL. You've still got plenty of time, though, if you hurry: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37001286/ns/health-sexual_health/
ReplyDelete*laughs* I know. That lovely little forum of ours just yells it! I got an email at midnight from the bot. How...nice. And the days are just flying by, Mae. QUICK.
ReplyDelete*Goes to bed. A 38 year old. Can I have menopause now? I started my period and I'm sick of this shit.
Donna! There is still time! Financial planning is definitely the key. *adds a quarter for every day to the piggy bank*
ReplyDeleteScott Phelps is throwing me, and I LOVE Peter! I love your jib jab, and hip hop Peter is perfect!
The SIGN one had me thrown and I tried not looking at the answer, but in the end I cheated. Talk about your 'Oh' moments.