Quote of the Week for 08/27/2010

This week’s Quote of the Week comes from
Seeking Retribution From Darkness by Rosella Whitlock

I had the privilege to get to preread this story and even got to help with the name.

Jasper has finally had enough of Maria and finally decides to do something about it instead of just walking away. This entire one shot is full of win with almost every line. It’s hard to choose just one. But this has to be my first favorite….

I wanted her to suffer. I wanted her to feel the pain she had caused others. I wanted her to know what it was like to have your heart, your soul, brutally ripped from you without your permission; to see what it was like to watch that heart and soul get danced on and laughed at as if it had no meaning and no use to the person it was ripped from.

All my other favorite lines are Maria begging for her life. And she does this quite a bit and Jasper has a great line to follow each one. Now I’m normally a Maria fan and at first felt the need to defend poor Maria. But how Jasper feels, what he thinks and what he says is just too fucking awesome to not root for him.

Go check out Seeking Retribution From Darkness and give Jasper some high fives and pats on the back for a job well done.

I hope everyone has a Lambtastic Friday and a great weekend.

W

Quote of the Week for 08/13/2010

This week’s Quote of the Week comes from:
Anchorage is for Lovers by NCChris

In Chapter 20, Bella has been turned into a vampire because of an accident. Emmett tells her that they need to fake her death and asks if she has thought about what she wants on her tombstone. She has no idea what she wants, so Emmett makes the suggestion of:

“Here Lies Bella Swan, hit a moose and now she’s gone. R.I.P.”

This line cracked me the fuck up for two reasons - 1. I could SOOOOO see Emmett making a joke to lighten the mood, and 2. I wrote it. Being NCChris's biggest fan has its advantages. She and I were chatting about this chapter and I immediately thought this would be a perfect line.

And, yes, I just patted myself on the back. I’m a pretty cocky, little bitch that way. Now, don’t think I’m completely conceited. My favorite part of this story is not actually a quote, it’s more a description - a yummy description of my favorite man, Jasper.

“I had finally cornered him on the back deck of our home. He was sketching as usual, his boot clad feet propped on the railing and a cigarette smoldering between his lips. The early morning sun was just beginning to poke through the treetops of our Alaskan forest and he looked like an angel. Of all of the Cullens, Jasper was the most physically imperfect, with his prominent battle scars, but somehow his imperfections and gentle loving spirit made him that much more beautiful. I stood quietly observing him. It was somewhat unusual to catch him completely at peace. He took so many of our emotional burdens upon himself, always the peacemaker and comforter of our family. I loved him fiercely and knew there was nothing he wouldn't do for me. We were very much alike.”

*wiping the drool from my face* FUCK me! I’m not a smoker...but damn, I could totally picture this scene in my head and it just made me melt. After reading it, I begged and pleaded with NCChris to turn this into a Jasper/Bella - but damn, she wouldn’t budge. I think I might have even thrown myself on the floor for a full on tantram. But it was all for nothing.....

Chris has a couple of these scenes on the porch. One involves three hawty vamps, and if you wanna know more, I suggest you just take your ass over there and read it!

It’s going to be a fucktastic day! It’s Friday the 13th. I absofuckinlutely love this day, plus 13 is my favorite number!

I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend.

W

Quote of the Week for 07/30/2010

The Quiet Room by my ficwife givemesomevamp

This is an extra special Quote of the Week this week.

givemesomevamp’s hubs is being deployed next week and she is spending every second with her family before he leaves. On a side note, I wanna thank Mr. givemesomevamp for serving our country and keeping us all safe. Godspeed, Sweetheart. Be Safe.

The future Mrs. JaspersBella,

HammerHips and I wanted to do something special for her, so I thought we would share Nic’s special brand of fuckery with the world. This stuff is fucking classic. She has quotes from Star Trek, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Harry Potter, Hannibal Lector, and there’s even a little G.I. Joe. She has everything. See why I love her so?

(And for those keeping up, yes I have 2 wives, one soon to be and a whole slew of girls in a Harem. STFU, I’m not a h00r. I’m a very, very, very friendly girl.)

Anyhoo, on to the quotes. A and I were trying to narrow down our top five, but fuck there’s no way in hell. There are TOO many fucking fantastic quotes to pick 10.


Chapter 1:

“As a mythical creature once informed me, I am a strange human. That still applies.”

HammerHips says- Babe, I’m no mythical creature, but I gotta be honest with you - you’re a strange human, too. Yeah, and we totally love your special brand of fuckery!

Mention a werewolf one time, and where does it get you? Currently, strapped to a bed in the Quiet Room at Oakforest Behavioral Center for Troubled Young Adults. Apparently, asylum is no longer a politically correct term. Heaven forbid we offend the crazy people! A few more days in this room and I might actually need the meds they dish out like tic-tacs.

I say the beginning paragraph set the whole tone for the story. BAM, it totally drew me in. Yes, God forbid we offend the crazies.

Chapter 2:

"I got an erection again when I was transported to the bridge today. Any complaints of inappropriate penis display should be disregarded. On a completely different note, I think the males of the crew should get less form-fitted uniforms to prevent restriction of movement and aide in the concealment of weapons." (You know that last one would have been Picard. Kirk would have just bent an officer over their station, and been done with it.)

HammerHips says- Yeah, this was the quote that completely drew me into your story. Why? Because we are both geeked out trekkies who want to be on the Enterprise under our favorite male crew member. You can have Riker, I’m drooling all over Picard and his “Moby Dick.” *snickers*

I say you can’t go wrong with anything Star Trek. Personally, I would take Captain Archer as lunch meat with me and Seven-of-Nine as the bread. But that’s just me.

There's not a trace of boy on that body of his.
At all.
No sir.
All certified, grade A man meat.

I say I love this cause I love the man meat that Bella is talking about.

Chapter 3:

Maintaining contact with his soulful, slightly confused now black orbs, I slowly tilt my head to the right. Continuing in slow motion (even for a human), my right hand comes across my body to sweep my hair off of the left side and to secure it over my right shoulder. Then I lift my right hand to my mouth and poke my tongue out to moisten the tips of my index and middle fingers.
At the speed of smell, I bring my wet finger tips over to caress my exposed jugular. Then lazily give it three strong taps. I'm pretty sure his eyes widened at this display. But I'm not done, of course. At last, I take another deep breath and exhale in a whisper quieter than the breeze swirling around us, "Suck it."
And because I can be foolish when I'm feeling especially bitch-tastic, I slowly raise my eyebrow in a silent 'come get some' challenge.

She’s talking about my fave man meat again. Just wait til you see what he thinks about it.

Chapter 4:

My scars, my healed battle wounds, are what they are. They exist. Whether the scars are physical or 'other', they just are.

Fuck if that doesn’t make thinking about his scars, sexy.

Chapter 5:

For the love of tits! Three weeks. I'd lost her after only three weeks. I'm the worst stalker ever. Maybe I can take up building model airplanes

Gotta love the way Man Meat thinks.

Chapter 6:

“Holy SHIT! You just magic'd up another one! You're my hero! Come on. Do it again! Matthew McConaughey. Matthew McConaughey. Matthew McConaughey. Matthew McConaughey.”

HammerHips says- I can totally see you sitting in your bedroom with your eyes squeezed shut trying to magic up J-mo or Red.

Chapter 7:

"Death awaits you all nasty with big, pointy teeth."

HammerHips says- This was so brilliant. It conveyed so much with nine words. Nine. Damn, woman, I bow down to your amazing writing skills!

I say you shall call me…..Tim? fucking love quotes from the Holy Grail. Totes classic.

Chapter 8:

Shit. Can he read my mind? I didn't think that was possible.

"No, I cannot read your mind, Little One." He responds to my THOUGHT with barely concealed humor.

I know you can hear my thoughts. Baaaaaaaa Baaaaaaa Baaaaaa.”

HammerHips says- Only you could come up with Baaaa-ing at someone to cover up your thoughts, and make me laugh so hard I pee a little every time I read it.

I say since I’m already a Lamb, you can be the wolf in rubber boots standing behind me on the edge of a cliff. Baaaaaaa, that’s right baaaaaaa, who’s your wolf? baaaaaaa

Chapter 9:

"Riding around in my automobile. Duh-dudududada-dun.
Vampire beside me at the wheel. Duh-dudududadua-dun."

I say you can’t go wrong with a little twisted version of Chuck Berry.

Chapter 10:

I say- Fuck just read the chapter. Bella is having a convo in her head and there’s just WAY too much good stuff there.

Chapter 18:

“I could tell the exact point he stopped trying to harness his beast and just surrendered to the inevitable. The trail of destruction ended abruptly at what resembled the sight of an explosion; resembled because that's exactly what it was, a release of his power so fierce it left nothing but utter annihilation and a black scorch behind.”

HammerHips says- This was pure brilliance, babe. I was in awe of the description and imagery you put out there. Hell, I still am. This is one of those quotes that made me your bitch that will bow down to you forever!

I say Ditto.

So there you have it - just some of the MANY awesome quotes to this story. I wanted to give you a quote from every chapter but it’s already after midnight as I write this and my ass is tired. I actually had to work a 9-hour day today...well yesterday...instead of my normal 4-hour day. The good news is the real estate market is picking up. Woohoo!

Nic, I just wanted to let you know that A and I love you very much and we are always here for you, Sweets.

I hope everyone runs right out and reads this. Let me know what you think and definitely leave some love in the form of reviews for my girl. I hope everyone has a Lambtastic Friday. I’m heading to the beach later today and, yes, I’ll think of you all and have a drink for each and every one of you.

TaTa for now. And always remember and never forget: You Wrote it, We grope it.

Mwah!
W

Quote of the Week for 07/23/2010

This week’s quote is taken from

I’ll be good for you by TillyWhitlock

I was on Twitter and asked who wanted to be my next victim for Quote of the Week. First one to reply (not with a whole lot of confidence, I might add) was Mrs. Whitlock herself.

Now, gee, why didn’t I think of TillyWhitlock
I am her pre-reader extraordinaire after all. And let me tell you, she has a fuckhawt dirty talking DILF who goes by the name of Jasper Whitlock.

This is one mouth that I definitely wouldn’t want to wash out for his dirty talkinness.

My favorite line of his is-

"What would you like me to say baby? How I'm going to enjoy fucking the hell out of you with my huge cock? I'm going to make you so sore that you won't be able to walk right for a week. I plan on bending you over the bed and fucking you until you can't take it anymore,"

Ummmm, yes please!!!! I say Gawd Dayum, he’s hawt.

Just a few more phases cause my girly parts are already on fire.

"You know, you could have waited for me and I would have feasted on you like a king. I would have thrust my tongue into your hot cunt as hard as I could.”

And this one just cause it’s funny as hell-

“Bella, why is there a vibrator in the dishwasher?”

Be sure to go and check out I’ll be good for you to find out why there is a vibrator in the dishwasher.

Hope everyone has a great Friday. Always remember and never forget, “You wrote it, we grope it.”

Love y’all

W

Quote of the Week for July 16, 2010

My favorite quote this week is from Underneath Your Scars by Skilial, Chapter 18.

We start off with Puddin’ Man’s POV. He’s hiding until he is needed. Since he’s bored out of his fucking mind, with only himself, a purple sequined thong and a very large changing room mirror to keep him entertained, he spouts off with:

“Helicopter, helicopter, helicopter. Seein' your dick swing around never gets old. I could do this shit for hours.”

And after some insight into the storyline, he says it again…

“Helicopter. Helicopter. Helicopter. Yeah, that shit still rocks.”

Since I’m Skilial’s personal pre-reading fluffer *shakes my fluffy tail in your general direction*, I got this in advance and laughed my fucking ass off. Tears were rolling down my face and I had a hard time breathing because I can TOTALLY see Puddin’ Man doing this.

If you wanna know who Puddin’ Man really is, you’re just going to have to go read this fucktastic story. We haven't seen the last of Puddin' Man and his...umm...Puddin'ness.

I hope everyone has an incredible Friday, and remember: If you wrote it, we’ll grope it.

Mwah!
W

Quote of the Week for 06/25/2010

How to Win Back the Love of your Existence by Missypooh1



This week’s Quote of the Week was given to me by Tazz0617.

Here’s what she has to say about the story, “I love this story. It is funny to watch Edward and the Cullen's deal with the new Bella (she isn't the same Bella they left) and her lifestyle choice. Missypooh1takes a very humerus look at Bella's SMBD lifestyle. Jasper and Emmett give Edward sex advice to win back Bella.”


"Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! I raised you to know better than to masturbate in a public bathroom. What if there had been children nearby?"


Emmett speaks up, "It is Dude. We even named it Operation Edward Eats Pussy-Finally.


"Please Edward spare us the medical lecture. And for god's sakes definitely spare Bella the lecture. You will have a better chance in Orlando of eating Minnie Mouse's pussy than Bella's if you start spouting that medical jargon crap."

First I must apologize to Tazz0617because she sent these quotes to me a few weeks ago and I’ve been a total and complete slacker Lamb, taking advantage of summertime vacations.

Secondly, I’ll apologize to Missypooh1 for not reading this fic. It’s a Edward/Bella afterall, and I refuse to read them, even those these quotes are funny as hell.

Take care, have a great Friday. And remember, you wrote it, we grope it.

W

Quote of the Week for 06/11/2010

So I’ve had a pretty tough time this week and have been dealing with quite a few emotions. I decided that I wanted to base this week’s quote off of one particular emotion that I was feeling….heartbreak.

We all know that in New Moon and also in way more fics they we can ever name, that Bella is heartbroken when Edward breaks up with her and leaves her in the woods. But what about a different way that Edward breaks her heart, such as in Insecurites by JamesRamsey, chapter 1.

“Love a human? I have had women by the thousands throw themselves at me and I never allowed them near me. I have had beautiful vampire women offer to share my bed and I have never taken them up on it. What would make you think that one small plain girl would inspire me to love where all others failed? It has always been about her blood and the peace and quiet that her mind offered me. Don’t you see? She is truly our prey. My prey. Predators take out the weak and the sick; her clumsiness is a clear indication that even for a human she is inferior. She needs to be culled.” Edwards snarling words hurt me more than the burn that was slowly spreading through my body.

Now y’all all know that I am NOT a fan of Edward but I have to tell you, this whole paragraph gave me chills and I actually loved him for saying it. This is how I see Edward; this is how I imagine he really feels for Bella. Maybe not so much with the harshness but I think he truly loves the peace and quiet he receives from being around her. I know that some of you will argue this point but no one will EVER change my mind about hating Edward. My inner Maria does like it when he’s bad though.

JamesRamsey gives us many incredible quotes in this story and it’s also one whole of a story. So if you aren’t reading it, you really need too.

As always, have a Lambtastic Friday. Keep reading, writing and reviewing.

W-

Quote of the Week for 06/04/2010

This weeks quote is by Tramp Vamp from her story Only At Night. One of the best lines ever invented…..

“1, 2, 3 Fuck it”

In the story, Bella and her friends always use this line when taking a shot. Once Jasper enters her life, he starts to use it as well, along with “1, 2, 3, Fuck me”. Oh yeah, wouldn’t we all love to hear that from Jasper (or in my case, Peter).

Tramp Vamp has really started something with her catchy little quote. Not only is this used in the story but it’s a common phase said by many drunk ass bitches, I mean, ladies who drink at their leisure on Twitter and Skype. I won’t name names *cough Tara cough Chris cough* but this phase has a mix of giddiness, stupidity and of course, horniness and don’t forget love. Yes love, by the end of the night, you hear, “I love you, man” more than you care to hear.

Y’all have a great Friday and start the weekend off right…..everyone, grab your favorite shot, raise your glass to Tramp Vamp and yell, “1, 2, 3, Fuck it” *takes shot and thanks God for Deb*

Quote of the Week for 05/28/2010

This week's quote is from Rosella Whitlock. I sent out a tweet asking my followers for their favorite quotes and Rosella Whitlock responded almost immediately.

She says:
I would love to contribute one of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite stories by one of my favorite authors. It's a line from Bella in Sassafrass Junction by VampishVixen.

"If I could market an ice cream flavor labeled Jasper’s Mouth, I would be a fucking billionaire and there would be a lot of chunky fuckers waddling around shoveling it in."

Love it! Love her! Love Jasper!

I completely agree with Rosella Whitlock - this really is a great quote.

I also have a quote from Sassafrass Junction that is my favorite:

Jasper smirked and took my hand, gently pulling me to stand close to his side. He wrapped one arm possessively around my waist and kissed the top of my head. “Fair enough,” he drawled at Jake. “But know this in return: these tears?” He touched one that lingered on my cheek, and then held up his fingertip so Jake could see the moisture. “I realize these are happy tears, and that’s a good thing. They better be the only kind you ever cause her to cry again, or I am coming after you.”

This made me swell up with pride for Bella. I mean, come on, how much did you want to be Bella right then and there and know how much your man loves you by his gestures and words? The emotion that I thought of with this quote was Protectiveness. I know that most people associate protectiveness with, say, Jasper standing in front of Bella to protect her from harm, but with this, he was right beside her and letting Jake know not to fuck with her again without having to bare his teeth.

Thank you to Rosella Whitlock for submitting her favorite quote, and a very special thank you to VampishVixen for her incredible story with all the wonderful quotes.

Until next time, always remember: If you wrote it, we grope it.

W

Quote of the Week for 05/21/2010

This week's quote is taken from Chapter 18-In the Woods from
You’ll Be Mine by Jasper’s Naughty Girls, which are comprised of Cullen818 and
Jasper’s Darlin Kathy.

As usual, Edward is being a little bitch and he smarts off about there being nothing wrong with him and Jasper. Well, that doesn't sit too well with Peter.

Peter growled, "I'm not exactly someone you want to fuck with little boy. You want to sit here with the grown-ups, than shut the fuck up."

I tell you, I pulled a fucking Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch when I read this. My fist was pumping up in the air and I was screaming “Fuck yeah, Petey! Kick his motherfucking ass!” My children just rolled their eyes at me because they know by now that Mommy is a little crazed when she gets in the zone of reading fanfiction.

So on Wednesday of this week, I was thinking about the Quote of the Week and what I wanted to write and knew this was definitely the quote I wanted to use. Lo and behold, I was on Twitter (shocker, yes I know) when I saw @MistressGemGem tweet this very same quote and she followed it up with “I fucking loved it when Peter said that to Assward. So Perfect.” Yes, so perfect indeed. It would have been even better if Peter had the chance to beat the shit outta Assward as well. I’m secretly hoping that that time will come (hint, hint to Steph and Kathy).

I decided that as I write this, I would check out the reviews for this chapter to see what everyone else thought about the greatness that is Peter. And damn, I was REALLY disappointed because out of 76 reviews of the chapter, the only thing said about the fuckawesome quote is by
Luke’s Momma, who writes, 'loved the way Peter and Charlotte both spoke to Edward (particularly liked Peter calling him 'little boy' I could just hear his voice dripping with condescension) and I bet Peter could kick his ass' Wait…..that’s it? Oh come on!!!! It was SUCH a…..WOW….I can’t even tell you...can't describe how incredible I find it. I’m a little pissed at the reviews for missing that greatness. But then again, I need to duck and cover because I have yet to review it. Just know that when I do I’ll be jumping ALL over this quote.

Great job Steph and Kathy for capturing some of the badassness that makes up Peter. Can’t wait to see what else he comes up with for Assward.

Just remember, I’m still looking for everyone to send me some quotes to feature. I have received a couple so far but really would like some more. Just email me at jaspersbella@gmail.com or to the blog at alteredandsacrificial@gmail.com

Happy Friday, have a great day, take care and always remember: You wrote it, we grope it.

W

Quote of the Week

"It's annoying,"he grumbled and closed his eyes, "to care so much for somebody it blinds you from everything and doesn't let you think straight."

Sometimes simple is better. Sometimes it just takes one word to make your entire heart just melt. Sometimes it just takes one sentence to remember why you fell in love with that story in the first place.

If you've read it, then maybe that little gem above stood out from the rest. It did for me. This line comes, of course, from probably my most favorite FF story of all time, called All That I've Got by BlackwingedGabriel. It was uttered by Gabe, and for anyone who read this story, we know it was not easy for him to put his heart out there - because Gabe...Gabe is a son of a bitch who really has a hard time expressing himself, though we could all see he tried - and he tried hard. I read that line, like I read many from that story, and I fall in love with it all over again.

Quote of the Week for 05/07/2010

Feelings… nothing more than… feelings!

It’s amazing the emotions that one can feel when hearing or reading a one-liner or even a phrase. For example, one day my husband was in a bad mood and bitching like a girl. My mother-in-law asked what the hell his problem was. My smart-ass self immediately responded with, “He’s just pissed 'cause a house fell on his sister.” Not only did I shock them both with this one-liner, but it made them crack up laughing. And voila... bad mood forgotten.

My original idea about just one-liners came to me months ago when I was with a different blog. I wanted to put on the blog a section with great lines from all the wonderful stories that we read on FanFiction. I thought we could list our favorites and see if people could guess which fics they were from.

For whatever reason, the idea never took shape and I completely forgot all about it. That is, until I came across Dream in Darkness by Shellebean. This is Shellebean's first story and it captured me from the start. It takes place in Eclipse, set during the battle with Victoria. Bella is watching Edward fight Victoria and she thinks:

“A flicker of red was dancing with a shock of bronze. It was a battle as old as time, a battle of love. One side was fighting for a love lost to death and the other for love finally found.”

When I read these three sentences, all I could think about was how incredible this was and I was just in awe of it. Truly, it explained the whole reason for the fight to me.

Reading this kick-started my desire to find out which phrases, sentences, or whatever made people feel a strong emotion. I’ll start by letting you know some of mine.

One of my all time favorite lines is from our very own MamaLamb, IdreamofEddy, from her one shot Save A Horse.

When they are about to get it on, Jasper says to Bella:

“Well, giddy the fuck up, honey.”

I squealed when I read this line. I thought, 'Fuck yeah!' I can’t tell you how many times I’ve said this line myself and heard others use it. In fact, this line is even nominated at The Faithful Shipper Awards for Best Line You Quote in RL - so go vote! This line just seems to set you on fire. Not only does Kay give us a great one-liner, she also gives us a great little speech to Bella from Jasper after she stumbles and her confidence is shattered. Instead of laughing at her, Jasper says:

“Then do it. Make me feel better and take my mind off of things. Don’t stand there looking down at the floor feeling sorry for yourself because you tripped. You’re clumsy, you always have been. What the fuck is new? Finish what you started, Bella. Please, woman, finish what you started.”

And with this, it changes how Bella feels - it makes her determined to suck it up and please her man. She knows all the love that he has for her and that he doesn’t care if she is clumsy. Great job, Kay! If you were trying to set us on fire, you fucking did. Go check out the story that this is a companion of - Colliding Meteors. Now that story has WAAAAYYYY too many fantastic quotes and one-liners to list here. You’ll have to read it to see what I’m talking about.

So, those were words to jump start our passion. But what about those words or sentences that take our breath away? From one of my other favorites, When Darkness Turns to Light by JannaBanana, in Chapter 25 Jasper finally decides to tell Bella how he feels about her and he wants to know how she feels about him in return. He walks right up to her, puts a hand on her neck, and whispers:

"Those were some pretty strong emotions you were throwing around out there, Bella. Tell me, the longing you were feeling, was it because you wanted to go further with him? Did his hands make you ache with desire? Was his touch as you thought it would be?" I leaned in even closer and inhaled her sweet, sweet scent as my nose ran along the side of her neck. “Did you like pressing your body against his?” I knew that if Bella were standing, she would be light headed as she was now holding her breath. I continued my questioning, determined to end this game we seemed to be playing. I wanted to be the only one for her and if she felt it, I needed to hear her say it as well. “Can you picture yourself lying with him, giving everything of yourself to him?” I brushed my lips against her earlobe; I had my senses so wide open that my hearing could pick up the sound of the goose bumps rising on her skin. It was taking every ounce of control that I had to continue slowly as I sensed the blood rushing to other parts of Bella’s body. Parts that I was aching to touch and caress.

Then, finally, a spark of hope appeared when she quietly answered me with “No.”

I pulled back, lightly tracing my fingers along the sides of her cheeks, placed both hands on the side of her face, and dared myself to ask. “Tell me, Bella, who do you really want?” Praying that I would hear the answer I so desperately wanted.

Her pause felt like hours, it was as if I could hear the ticking of a clock as I waited for her to answer. “You, I want you.” she whispered.

I don’t know about y’all but I felt like I was holding my breath when he first started speaking and then I felt like I was going to hyperventilate before she even answered him. I felt this pressure in my chest and couldn’t help but scream out loud when Bella tells Jasper that she wants him too. You couldn’t help but feel excited and so happy that they want to be together.

Lastly, I give you the emotion of giddy excitement of what’s to come. This particular piece comes from a one shot called One Drop by my very own ficwife, aerialla1. Jasper has found one drop of Bella’s blood that wasn’t cleaned up from the floor. He can’t seem to help himself and decides to taste it:

If I was going to hell, I was going to go out with a bang. With human slowness, I brought that one drop to my tongue.

My whole body exploded. It was like nothing I had ever tasted before. It was heaven and I was flying in its song crashing into me with tsunami force. For an instance, however brief, my heart beat and I was warm with life. Even if I lived the rest of my existence in the pits of hell, I would have this one moment of heaven.

This was what Edward was giving up and he was a fool. The predator in me gleamed and began making plans to one day have just one more drop of the most precious flavor that was possible to taste by human or vampire.

I read this and was like, “Oh, FUCK yeah!” I couldn’t wait to find out what was going to happen next and it made me giddy with excitement. The main story to this one shot just so happens to be my all time favorite story - Second Chances - which is filled with other great phrases and quotes, so I hope you will check it out. Plus, you’re gonna wanna see what Jasper does to Bella.

I hope you guys enjoyed some of these quotes, one-liners, and phrases as much as I do. I would really love to hear from you guys and find out what you like, why you like it, and what kind of emotions they take you through. Feel free to email me at jaspersbella@gmail.com or the blog's email at alteredandsacrificial@gmail.com and give me your ideas and/or suggestions of what you have read or even written. We are starting this section as “Quote of the Week” and we will have a blog post every Friday. Whatever you send me I’ll be happy to feature, along with some of mine and the other Lambs'. And as always, if “You wrote it, we grope it.”

Take care, happy reading and/or writing, and remember - it’s all about feelings… nothing more than... feelings!

*gift from Lucy ;)