How to Win Back the Love of your Existence by Missypooh1
This week’s Quote of the Week was given to me by Tazz0617.
Here’s what she has to say about the story, “I love this story. It is funny to watch Edward and the Cullen's deal with the new Bella (she isn't the same Bella they left) and her lifestyle choice. Missypooh1takes a very humerus look at Bella's SMBD lifestyle. Jasper and Emmett give Edward sex advice to win back Bella.”
"Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! I raised you to know better than to masturbate in a public bathroom. What if there had been children nearby?"
Emmett speaks up, "It is Dude. We even named it Operation Edward Eats Pussy-Finally.
"Please Edward spare us the medical lecture. And for god's sakes definitely spare Bella the lecture. You will have a better chance in Orlando of eating Minnie Mouse's pussy than Bella's if you start spouting that medical jargon crap."
First I must apologize to Tazz0617because she sent these quotes to me a few weeks ago and I’ve been a total and complete slacker Lamb, taking advantage of summertime vacations.
Secondly, I’ll apologize to Missypooh1 for not reading this fic. It’s a Edward/Bella afterall, and I refuse to read them, even those these quotes are funny as hell.
Take care, have a great Friday. And remember, you wrote it, we grope it.
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