Quote of the Week for 05/21/2010

This week's quote is taken from Chapter 18-In the Woods from
You’ll Be Mine by Jasper’s Naughty Girls, which are comprised of Cullen818 and
Jasper’s Darlin Kathy.

As usual, Edward is being a little bitch and he smarts off about there being nothing wrong with him and Jasper. Well, that doesn't sit too well with Peter.

Peter growled, "I'm not exactly someone you want to fuck with little boy. You want to sit here with the grown-ups, than shut the fuck up."

I tell you, I pulled a fucking Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch when I read this. My fist was pumping up in the air and I was screaming “Fuck yeah, Petey! Kick his motherfucking ass!” My children just rolled their eyes at me because they know by now that Mommy is a little crazed when she gets in the zone of reading fanfiction.

So on Wednesday of this week, I was thinking about the Quote of the Week and what I wanted to write and knew this was definitely the quote I wanted to use. Lo and behold, I was on Twitter (shocker, yes I know) when I saw @MistressGemGem tweet this very same quote and she followed it up with “I fucking loved it when Peter said that to Assward. So Perfect.” Yes, so perfect indeed. It would have been even better if Peter had the chance to beat the shit outta Assward as well. I’m secretly hoping that that time will come (hint, hint to Steph and Kathy).

I decided that as I write this, I would check out the reviews for this chapter to see what everyone else thought about the greatness that is Peter. And damn, I was REALLY disappointed because out of 76 reviews of the chapter, the only thing said about the fuckawesome quote is by
Luke’s Momma, who writes, 'loved the way Peter and Charlotte both spoke to Edward (particularly liked Peter calling him 'little boy' I could just hear his voice dripping with condescension) and I bet Peter could kick his ass' Wait…..that’s it? Oh come on!!!! It was SUCH a…..WOW….I can’t even tell you...can't describe how incredible I find it. I’m a little pissed at the reviews for missing that greatness. But then again, I need to duck and cover because I have yet to review it. Just know that when I do I’ll be jumping ALL over this quote.

Great job Steph and Kathy for capturing some of the badassness that makes up Peter. Can’t wait to see what else he comes up with for Assward.

Just remember, I’m still looking for everyone to send me some quotes to feature. I have received a couple so far but really would like some more. Just email me at jaspersbella@gmail.com or to the blog at alteredandsacrificial@gmail.com

Happy Friday, have a great day, take care and always remember: You wrote it, we grope it.

W