Hi everyone! I'm back - but even though I'm back, I'm still fail...ask Maelyn (I didn't contribute to Wednesday's One Shot Rec segment...and I may be a no-go for tomorrow's Group Fic Pic). You see, I didn't just come home from Turkey with great souvenirs (and gifts for givemesomevamp and my fellow Lambs), I also came home with a brand-spanking beautiful Turkish illness (cold). I lost my voice completely, too, and while I would LOVE to tell you I sounded huskily sexy a la Kathleen Turner, I actually sounded more like Kermit the Frog on helium.
What's new with us? Well, apparently Kaylene and I are in love (which makes us extra fail in some Lamb areas...cuz we know you'd rather we get laid than post some shit, right?), some of us Lambs are whoring ourselves out for FGB (see post below today's HoD segment), I'm getting back into the swing of things Beta-wise (completing some more of TOM's previous chapters and Running is - I think - about three chapters away from completion), we'll be posting a special late night Eclipse segment because some of us are hooking up with other Twi-whores to see the midnight screening - Merina Green and Kassiah; and Maj, Girlnorth, and I. July is almost here, which means we'll be featuring a "Ladies of Twilight" month.
Oh! And how could I possibly forget!? Janna Banana updated with a one shot extension to When Darkness Turns to Light! YAY!!!!!! Nothing like an email from Janna this morning telling me to go read it - basically because I'm fail and haven't reviewed her yet! Also, our very own MissMaj updated ACiC while I was away...and JaspersBella started her very first story! So, yeah, lots of things have happened, and I will need to catch up!
Anyway, here's my contribution this week - an interesting Silly Saturday segment, brought to you by i09, which posted The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products (some of which I present to you here)...enjoy!
Edward Reminds You To "Be Safe" In Bed decal
Felt Version of Bella's Womb With The Mutated Blood-Craving Renesmee Inside
Cross Stitch Abs (you know, so you can make a nice, giant blanket of Jakie-poo)
Twilight Pillow (sorry, I HAVE to snicker here...)
Salt & Vampire Pringles
The Vamp: The Sparkly Dildo!!! *scampers off to buy myself one*
Aw... the stupid lamb pillow's cute!
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or does the cross stitch picture of Jacob look like he may be something a little suspicious with his right hand?
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