Saturday, January 16, 2010
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The Petting Zoo
JaspersBella
I'm a 36 year old wife and mother of 3. I have always loved to read but my obsession with reading has gotten worse since I found FF. I discovered the awesomeness that is Jasper and haven't looked at another character until Kay invented Peter.
Maelyn
Mae. 38 yr old long time reader and fairly new fanfic author. I'm definitely Team Jasper, but I'll read almost anything with Bella and without Jake as main characters so long as it has a good plot and at least readable grammar and spelling.
I just started my first multi-chapter fic, Unfathomable Bonds, complete with blog.
Merina Green
I'm probably too old to be doing this. I've got three kids. I'm an addict, but I refuse to seek treatment. My theory is, everybody needs an obsession. This one is at least reasonably healthy. Right? I love reading all the stories "real people" write, and writing my own is part of my justification for continuing with my obsession. This way, I can call it my "creative outlet". Or some such bullshit.
MissMaj
I'm Maj. I'm emo. I love poutine. I have a baconbutt and it oozes grease.
JaspersDestiny
I'm a 33 year old Toronto gal. I like to molest all things 'grammar', thus I'm a Beta. I like to stare, make comparisons, blink rapidly, point and laugh... I am complicatedly simple and simply complicated. Apparently, I'm also considered..."awkward".
I'm a 36 year old wife and mother of 3. I have always loved to read but my obsession with reading has gotten worse since I found FF. I discovered the awesomeness that is Jasper and haven't looked at another character until Kay invented Peter.
Maelyn
Mae. 38 yr old long time reader and fairly new fanfic author. I'm definitely Team Jasper, but I'll read almost anything with Bella and without Jake as main characters so long as it has a good plot and at least readable grammar and spelling.
I just started my first multi-chapter fic, Unfathomable Bonds, complete with blog.
Merina Green
I'm probably too old to be doing this. I've got three kids. I'm an addict, but I refuse to seek treatment. My theory is, everybody needs an obsession. This one is at least reasonably healthy. Right? I love reading all the stories "real people" write, and writing my own is part of my justification for continuing with my obsession. This way, I can call it my "creative outlet". Or some such bullshit.
MissMaj
I'm Maj. I'm emo. I love poutine. I have a baconbutt and it oozes grease.
My grammar makes my betas shudder.
For my birthday I would like a Pocket Rob that giggles and says "nachos" and "nits" with the push of his... um... tummy.
JaspersDestiny
I'm a 33 year old Toronto gal. I like to molest all things 'grammar', thus I'm a Beta. I like to stare, make comparisons, blink rapidly, point and laugh... I am complicatedly simple and simply complicated. Apparently, I'm also considered..."awkward".
TLYDF Character explorations
Spread the Word
*fixes sexy teacher glasses and smooths skirt*
ReplyDeleteAlright class. *points at top picture* this is a typical "french kiss". Not as easy as it looks. It takes practice to achieve this skill otherwise you will be forever known as the "goldfish guy" "sloppy jo" "the tonsil diver"
"the tooth fairy" or my personal favourite "the face licker". Today we have a special guest, you can call her MISSMAJ. She will be demonstrating with each of you guys exactly how its done. Now if you will excuse me I have to go but I will leave you in the oh so capable hands of MISSMAJ. The ladies in the next room are eagerly awaiting their demo and I need to pick up a bucket of ice...*looks up and down corridor* Now where did Mr. Whitlock go...