Twilight New Moon Spoof - Rise of the Man Wolf (Jacob)

So, MiniMaj emailed Aunt Mae and me this...and it's just priceless.

I can't pick a favourite part, but Edward leaving Bella...Laurent spitting up venom...Jake's 'boys'...it's just all too much.

But, Italian man-wolf Jake? *cringes* I refuse to be of Italian heritage for, like, at least a day...just sayin'. No pasta today, no veal...no parmigiano...niente.

MiniMaj is earning her Lambs' wool, that's all I know *giggles hysterically*