1st DISCLAIMER: Apparently, a friend of the woman in question has taken offense to this post. I have to ask, why was it made public in the first place, though? This isn't a men's locker room. We don't pat each other on the back because we had a one night stand with Jackson and then get 'offended' by possible nastiness from a blog or other commenters. Believe me, honey, many will formulate their own opinions based off THOSE publicized photos. End of. Ask your friend to 'privatize' that puppy.
2nd DISCLAIMER: My views on this whole thing is that I have to think twice about Jackson now. Period. Because of the photos. I'm leaving my stuff on here, but I'll remove some of the other stuff. But, you wanted publicity, you got it. The link stays up, though. Apparently, word has gotten to me that it's not the link that is concerning a certain someone, but the 'convos' in the original post itself. Consider this my edited version, bb.
3rd DISCLAIMER: May I first state for the record that I am a JASPER fan, not necessarily a JACKSON fan. Also, I like 100 Monkeys because of their MUSIC, not because of Jackson's membership within the group.
So, I came across some photos on Facebook.
Apparently someone caught Jackson making out with a girl after the concert. Oh, and then some.
Here is the Facebook link for anyone who CARES to see the photos. I mean, it WAS public and it was provided as such. So....
Have you had a good look-see at those photos, Lambchops?
That's right, it is implied that this individual had SEX...S-E-X...with Jackson.
You know what? I'm just grossed out. I don't think Maj or I are Miss America, or whatever, but for realz? They couldn't give us a fucking photo at the Toronto show?
Maybe being civilized isn't the way to go at these concerts...Maybe schtoofing myself with some 'glamour' and 'charm' is the way to go for a photo...or a 'hello'.
LUCY: shit this is fucking hilarious! just what i needed!
I think he was intimidated by the beauty and charms of yourself and Ms Poutine 2010, and his bandmates were actually holding him back so he wouldn't tongue rape your faces... obviously they took this night off from security details or summthin'.
KAY: It's a photo op, here or there, they'll do what they want and when they want. Everyone else can pretty much fuck off. That's the business.
DONNA: OK, first of all.
OK, I don't have a first of all.
Second of all, perhaps if Bamababe and I had tag teamed him, and been a bit more aggressive about it...?
And looking at him in some of the photos, he's on something.
KAY: Yeah, that fucker is high as a kite.
ME: P.S. I don't care how hot Jackson may or may not be...or whether he's gay or not...the DUDE is 5'7" tall. That's my height, so by law, he does not exist as a man to me. I have this thing where the guy has to be TALLER than me... Even if Johnny Depp himself were to stand before me, if HE - the GOD that he is - were 5'7" tall, my pretzel dick would go flaccid faster than you can say...FLACCID.
DONNA: And fourth of all, how can I find my fucking muse when the last anybody saw of him he was six sheets to the wind and...? No amount of cute Jackson pictures can clear this shit out of my brain.
You expect me to WRITE now?
Edward is SO coming back to life.
KAY: You know, I've looked at the one picture in question....I think it's been purposely blurred, and it just looks like they're fucking hugging....I think Jackson was three sheets to the wind and fucking high as shit, but I don't see anything there.. They can claim what they want because where's Jackson gonna deny it?
I think this is all snafu. I'm ALL for finding a new Jasper to think about, I'mma lookin'.
DONNA: I'm with Kay. New Jasper needed.
Jackson looks stoned, but satisfied, in the close up of him and the chick. Excuse me while I get another drink.
I think Ben probably always looks good.
ME: I need a Lysol bath now...and a bleach bath for my eyes...and an enema for my brain.
