MissMaj and JaspersDestiny Wish You All a Happy Thanksgiving!

I'm in love with Cee Lo Green

Merina Green emailed us this morning a video clip of "Fuck YOU!" by a certain Cee Lo Green. I laughed my ass off at the song, but when I looked Mr Cee Lo up, I found out he was that special half of Gnarls Barkley. Well, colour me stupid. Now I know why his beautiful, beautiful, BEAUTIFUL voice seemed so familiar...

Here are his vids (the last of which is the video for "What Part of Forever", which is on the Eclipse soundtrack).

*bops away to some sweet, sweet music*

If THIS song (and video) doesn't inspire you to write a Twi-fic, I don't know what will:

Tina's Back! And We Missed Her So! TAKE DEUX

Last Thursday, much to our excitement, we made major boo-boo when we thought that our beloved Tina's coming home from her glorious vacation in Turkey.

Imagine our surprise when we got this from Tina herself, in the comments section:

I am NOT BACK!!!! I am ın Izmir, peoples!!! I don't come home until Saturday!!! And I have limited internet connectıon, so I cannot even read thıs post yet!!!

Uh, yeah. Face palm nor head desk does not even cover it.

So according Tina, she'll be home sometime later this afternoon. We're posting this one more time, and for Wendy's sake she'd better be on Canadian soil by the end of this day. We're running out of Jack Daniels IV to calm her down, but I think her Jacob avi's working as a supplement. For now.    

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

Before we begin, let's admire the hotness that is AngryWard.

This portion is dedicated to Wendy.
 P.S. This is all Donna's idea, BTW.

*fans self* Okay, back to our original scheduled program. We thank you for your patience.

TINA'S BACK!!!

To Whom It May Concern;

It has come to my attention that a certain Ovis aries is returning to our terrain. I am very galvnize when I was edified of your influx. 

If you must know, since your nonattendance, Donna and I have burgeon predilection toward Edward and Bella. And one Saturday dusk, I was inebriated and Donna contrived to chronicle everything that I have done for that day. We must never pronounce that day again.

We are forecasting your accession and we are hunting for your incongruity.

Endemic,

Maj

P.S.

I must benediction the Thesaurus for all the sustenance in my missive. I am not astute enough to esteem of this doctrine. I was galvanized by Friends' interlude where Joey formulates dispatch of persuasion for Monica and Chandler's naturalizing. Be obliged, Friends. Be obliged.

Here are the balance of the breed as they partake in your hospitality salutation.  

Tina,

HoW I have missd you so. WOOD I've missed the romanse, WOOD the love, WOOD the advice, and my freind. WOOD You'll be pleased to see that I've left your inboz very empty, though I have tons at the readY for your wonderful beta skillz. I HAVE EIGHT INCOMPLET DOCS. Nothing magor has happened, I GOT LAID and it's been a pretty quite two week. HE MADE ME COME I can't wait to hear all about your'e vacation, and any romantic introludes you'd discovered. I LOVE DICK It's so wonderfull to know your safe and back, SPEAKING OF ASS where you belong. The first camping trip was great, TATTOOS though it rains quiet alot. My CORK POPS EVERYTIME I SEE HIM I met a nice, yung man LIKES IT ROUGH whose treats me nothing but proper. MY PUSSY EVISERATED. He's tought me how to fish, HE LIKES TO EAT IT and he has a wonderful dog. NO SHIT, THE DOG IS GREAT. But how was turkey?! I”M IN LOVE! How was Troiy?! PETER INCARNAIT Anyways, it's so good to had you back.

Lots of LOVE,

Kay 

Weaks N Reevew from LambBaton

Hey y'all.  Ahs fixin to tail Teenah bout Ar weaks whilest her ben afar.

Us sheep, well we'd ben all tore up that yew'd lebt us.  Yew shudenoughta leb us agen cawse we jest seam ta sit har an rest a spell. Ah knoed yew tawt us better'n that. Yew best not had an awfullest tine whilest yew's ben gawn.

Yew da baws. Ther ain't know ned fo a conniption fit, We maid sum effuts to git stuf dun butt we'd all ben on vacasun 2 ann knot wanning to Wawk.

Seams like yew'd ben gawn fo munts. We shore ded miss yew. donut be worrin' we'd bad-mouth yew whilest yew'd ben gawn.

Kae, dun gawn an git ah man wit sum gud wood ana fishin' skilz.  hes the purtiest fahn-lookin' thing to. thank she'd git her raffle an shot summin.

Dona ann Mahg ain't dun no launder, gues 'em kidz is nekkid.

May ain't ben round hear, Ah dun knowd wear shes at, but shainteer.

Truffully, Ah been layin' up scene mah hubban ben gon ann Ah ain't dun squat to hep non.  Ah's tarred wit a chronic case of laziness.

Everthang's all messed up, Jewant tah fix it?   Dollin' we'us foolin' round at yew.

Sooo naught mooch haz hapened whule you wuz on vacasion.  I spant sum times on FFn searchin fo Nomadz fics.  An lotz of times rollplayin wit my caracters, espeshully my mates Caius an Collin. 

Oh an MiniMaj an me went wit mom an sis to bingo.  I won moneyz an toilet paperz!!  Not sur if we telled u dat yet.

I wuz searchin fo pics an things for my mates birfday next weak an found sum I thaught wuz funnies…

U don’t c this evry day…

Dis jus seemd true…

A lamb tat!  U think she vajazzled to?

Wellz, Im reel glad ur home!  We’z kinda lost witout u!

Luvs and lolz

Mae

From Amanda:
(note from BigMaj: Hi, MiniMaj, Hiiiiii!!!)

so teena herez whut u missd whyle u were gon 

so u kno how the moon is ther an stuff well gues whut

the moon is aliv

thats wright the moon up ther is aliv akordin to allyx she told me its one bigass old sparkle he isnt too brigt animor so he only shinez when his mate the sun smilez at him

aneewai allyx fild me in on the histori of evere sparkle freind that shes ever had ecksitin rigt i kno i may writ a storie about that maybe

aneewai so how was your vakashun good great wondrful thats nics now go and bayta some storys i mean stores storis damm I furgot how to speel see wii missd u bak her in nurth ameerika sinse u dont live in the usa. 

From LambWhale

TINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  Majwentonabenderandhadtwoshotsoftequilaandwasdrunkfortwodaysandthenshewashungoverforthreeandshewas *gaspsforair* DRUNKTWEEETINGeverybodyandIsaveditbecauseitwassodamnfunnyanditwentsomethinglikethis:

MissMaj

Lightweighht Mhj isd ligjhwiewgt.
Donz't worrty, I'll be siogber in abfit fiteenj mniutets.
 

Ot not. I jfut had anotjer shot.

Rmeber thid cus thid mfy be thr only thimr youkzll revr see mr drtubk twhrer

Tlk to mr ppl!!!

SOKayandItriedtocommunicatewithher...:

@MerinaGreen oj dhit, tmoroe's oru tirn?v

  

@Idreamofeddy I lovs yoiu jay!!! Woeed foever sand evaerrr!zb!

apparentlyshewasNOTtalkingaboutjustinbeiberbutwasactuallytalkingaboutlaminateflooringwhoknew?

MissMaj
My entier bofy is puldating... 

  

Nrvm. I'mf too tieed to tlakm

Ti eall tietter pweeps!b!b!!! I LOVe yrou all sof ugkin mufh!!,a

7m weatigb jedus fluip fldus. Drubk twertubg ib bberty sudksd dibnrhy bald. 

Uhfhhhhh

I tjink I'$ gerttibhg sodk. D/

Mirher fuxk itks bad enough thast I have sa spkitting headfache fron too muxg tequils, I haver to deal woth E who's veru chatty wheb drubj

Noe he's snirng WItH huiccups. FML

NOTONLYWASSHEDRUNKSHECHANGEDHERAVITOallEDWARDalltheTIME.

SHESCROSSINGOVERTOTHEDARKSIDEIMAYJOINHER.

IMHAVINGSECONDTHOUGHTSABOUTJASPER.
OHGODICANTBELIEVEIT

WEVEBEENREADING...E/BFICS

THERE

IVESAIDIT

E/BficsE/BficsE/Bfic

ANDYOUKNOWWHATELSE?


ITHINKEDWARDMIGHTBEALIVE.

TALKMEDOWNTINATALKMEDOWN!

*le sigh*
They're so perfect together... la amore

Oh, Lord...you were sooooo pwned!

So, we Lambs decided to host an early April Fool's Day massacre last night. Why? Because the sheer amount of fuckery flying around Twitter is ASTONISHING. Friends are friends one day, and then the next? *MAJOR POOF*

Get real...

We had more planned actually...which would have rolled into today with an EXTRA special post. But Jesus! Y'all are a sensitive bunch!

We made sure we informed most of our affiliates first last night at 6PM about what was going down...and some other people who would have gone ape shit if they hadn't known the truth beforehand.

You know what happened?



Yep, that's right. Totally pwned. We pretended on Twitter that Wendy (JaspersBella13) had been password-blocked from accessing this blog. Wendy proceeded to ask around Twitter if the password had changed...blah blah blah. The other Lambs were supposed to advise her to ask me about it when I got on Twitter and then 'ignore' her. My job was to inform Wendy that she'd been kicked off ALASL because she was LAZY (as if... C'mon, people, I may have been beta'ing all month, but I still contributed about squat to the blog this month. So why her and not ME?). Lord, I even removed Wendy from The Petting Zoo. A full out WAR ensued on Twitter between US Lambs, culminating in Wendy outing me as author Merina Green (Running) and that I was actually a man. *snickers and thanks God that very few people have actually skyped with me*.

Do you know how difficult it was to not DM some people to tell them to chill out? Especially people who were all of a sudden contacting 'some' people they haven't contacted in...eons? We made sure those who needed to know already knew BEFORE fake Armageddon occurred. They then sat back and enjoyed the ride.

The funny thing is that Wendy gmailed us (there were over 300 gmails back and forth), telling us to be BELIEVABLE before we started our hoax.

*snort*

Wendy should have gotten an Oscar for her turn as the scorned Lamb...

At one point, I gmailed her to tone it down...you're scaring the tweeples!

Why, you ask? Because...this is what Wendy looked like at one point:



But she said WE were scary, and she wanted confirmation from us that we still lurved her.

Mais oui, ma chere...mai oui!

And, after a while, we decided enough was enough...cuz, you know, those DMs and emails that were flying around... Yeesh! And honestly, I have NEVER seen Twitter THAT quiet before.

*crickets* Shit...I think actual crickets were listening in awe to the *crickets*

OH! And the tweet of the night goes to @mycoffeemuse (who I had to DM so there were no Twitter injuries):

@SJRangel78 Scurries across Twitter floor, rolls twice, knocks over chair, slides into your hiding spot. -whew, made it!-
about 4 hours ago via web in reply to SJRangel78
Reply

@SJRangel78 Peeks out from under tabletop hiding spot. Sure. Cover me while I run?
about 4 hours ago via web in reply to SJRangel78

-slowly backs out of twitter. that is not drama... that's a full on war-
about 4 hours ago via web



So, we need to clarify some things:

1) Wendy is STILL a Lamb...duh. We love her!

2) I AM NOT MERINA GREEN. SHE and I are both women, but SHE writes Running *I only fucking wish it was me* <-- By the way, that was Donna's idea...

3) If some of you weren't angry about what was occurring DURING the "war", why so angry AFTER the fact? Seriously?

4) Le drama is le drama...either fake or real, leave it off of Twitter. Why? Cuz some people feel the need to take sides...when they were never involved in the first place.

Twitter makes for strange bedfellows... It also makes for a great way to clean out some excessive followers...

So, Lambchops:

HAPPY

We Are So FAIL...and We Lurve It!!

So, this is our last Wednesday of the month, and with that our goodbye to Mr. Edward Cullen. So, we're going out with a bang.

We're TAKING THE DAY OFF!

That's right, no Wednesday One Shots. We're too busy watching V, writing, reading Dark Whispers and The Perfect Wife (just because we roll like that), possibly RP'ing, getting our twats worked over, and just chillaxin'. But don't worry, we'll be back to start anew and refreshed in April, which is a Free-For-All Month. We are posting some entertainment for your viewing pleasure. Have a great #LambDayOff.

Happy Valentine's Day, Lambchops!

So, Maj and Jackson REALLY wanted to wish you all a Happy Valentine's Day on behalf of ALASL...

And, I just wanted to be sure to throw in a pretzel...MWAHahahaha!

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

The Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics

From Maj and me to all our non-Canadian Lambchops, we welcome you to Canada!



Enjoy the Games! We are watching the opening ceremony now.

We wish all the Olympians the best of luck...and we REALLY hope the below doesn't happen to anyone over the next 17 days...oh, hell, who are we kidding? We LOVE seeing shit like this:

Twilight New Moon Spoof - Rise of the Man Wolf (Jacob)

So, MiniMaj emailed Aunt Mae and me this...and it's just priceless.

I can't pick a favourite part, but Edward leaving Bella...Laurent spitting up venom...Jake's 'boys'...it's just all too much.

But, Italian man-wolf Jake? *cringes* I refuse to be of Italian heritage for, like, at least a day...just sayin'. No pasta today, no veal...no parmigiano...niente.

MiniMaj is earning her Lambs' wool, that's all I know *giggles hysterically*

Groundhog Day

So yes, this is just a little reminder that tomorrow is Groundhog Day.  Tomorrow is February 2nd, and if that little fucker steps out of his hole and sees his shadow, I'll be tempted to hang one of these pics and blow his f*cking head off. 

I really love the things.  They're so cute.

 

  

  

The weather tomorrow in Punxsutawney, PA is calling for snow showers...Please Phil, Please? 

Welcome Back, Lucy!

We have ALL truly missed you while you were away in Sin City and Mammoth. I found it only appropriate to construct this little welcome back message for you and, hopefully, catch you up to speed on what you could have possibly missed. First off, there's your birthday post, which you can find here. Please see that immediately, along with the great cum-shot that was posted in HoD on January 1, 2010. Also, Happy New Year! We hope yours was a blast! We had a blast, too. I'm sure we'll hear all about what happened in Vegas, but just so you know what you've missed or what we've been up to (besides no fucking good), see below messages from the girls:

From Tina:

1. Lucy's birthday greeting on our blog.

2. A very drunk moi on Skype on New Year's Eve. Shit, I was so drunk, I think I missed it!

3. My drunken lesson to MiniMaj on Skype about tit-saggage and aging on New Year's Eve...and the woes of men.

From me to Kay via gmail on New Year's Day:

Oh, God, help me! It is 6:51 PM and I finally feel human...sort of. I was mindfucked this morning when I noticed our Group Rec didn't have my beta'ing skills saved, so in a dizzy, puke-induced state I TRIED beta'ing it again, but collapsed on my couch for another 5 hours before seeing your 'Tina..Tina?' message on gstatus.

4. Running is now being posted to FFn, but *sing song voice* you've missed Chapters 15 to 19 from Donna...no worries, I will email them to you!

Actually, Lucy, I was so unhappy about you dumping us for the wilds of Nevada... *in whiny voice* 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, Tina'...pfft, whatever, you cheating whore...that I *made* this for you, Lucy...with love, from Tina ;) Wuv you *sob*



From Kaylene:

1. I still haven't updated TOM.

2. During our skype conversation on New Year's with a few gals, Tina was drunk, of course, and very verbose. So verbose, in fact, that the rest of us had to chat on Skype. She had an issue with peeing that I'm still trying to figure out...

3. Tina had a narrow brush with death in the grocery store on New Year's Eve. The lobsters and the shrimp survived, but Tina almost died by shopping cart...

4. Mae has a twitter multiple personality disorder.

5. Avatar was great! You should go see it.

6. The following picture is how we could describe some of the...insane fuckery that has occured over the past few weeks. You can read about that here..and here.

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

6. There is now some zygote Rob on the blog under the December group review, which we procrastinated until we couldn't procrastinate anymore. But, it was good! However, we have unanimously agreed to not ever post that fucking zygote shit again.

And, honestly, I know we've missed you. This was in a tweet that sat at the top of my board when I opened it up here just a second ago, on 01/01/10 at 12:34 AM CST by @missmaj.

And, this was tweeted shortly after, at 12:34am CST, by @missmaj

I missed you, too, I guess......

Tina says: Oh.My.God. Kay...that last one's horrribbble!

Now we heard that you 'lost' three hours while you were at Pure in Vegas. Well, guess what!? I found your three hours! He emailed us after you said, "Rawr, you stud. I'm the queen of technically fuckery here (you gave him our web address instead of your phone number), and I'm as tight as a lamb. You shall be my lion and I am yours for the taking! Lamb pussy is Hawt, baby!" Anyways, he sent us his pic so you can cherish the forgotten memory forever.

From Wendy (Our new Lamb! We Heart her so!! ):

Glad you had a great time goofing off, leaving all of us alone without your awesomeness. Now get your bitchass back to work! Mwah!

From Maj:

1. Chapter 7's about to be posted, one month after my last update. Ooops.

2. I was entertaining our twitter friends with animal porn, lolcats, poutine, and bacon on your behalf.

3. According to MiniMaj, January's BigMaj month. Bring out your party hats!!! Wooo!!!

4. My life is still boring as hell. Big whoop.

Welcome back, Lucy Loo!!!! Miss your crazy ass!

From Mae:

Well, I've missed you lots. You're always good for some good fuckery/craic to help my day along. *giggle* Let's see, what's been happening with me?

1. I've still not updated my fic. Yeah, I know. But, I wanna be like Kay! I'm angling for a spot on Tina's WITWI posts. Pfft!

2. MiniMaj was on skype with these crazy ladies (plus a few more) and she wasn't permanently brain damaged by it (nor did her mother come to strangle me in my sleep. Oh wait, I'd have to sleep for that...)

3. We were so traumatized by Emmett month that we decided to change January to 'Free-For-All-Month'. It's been liberating!

4. As Kay said, I have multiple twitter personality disorder. But, you'll be happy to know that Sera is now alive and doing very well in a coven on Twitter. She's currently shaking the castle with her whirlwind personality while driving Marcus crazy - and they haven't even met yet! Go me!!

5. Uh, that's all I got. This just seemed to need a #5... So instead I'll end with an lolcat...

Squirrels...SQUIRRELS....SQUIRRELLLLLS!

Due to some shiteous fuckery that occurred over twitter at approximately 2pm EST regarding IdreamofEddy's AVI, I give Ms. Lucy and Ms. Tina some LOLSquirrels!  Cuz That's where it's at!  Wooyah!

(Bitches.  My AVI was some sexed up shit.  You ruined for me.  Hence the devil Squirrel.  *Laughs Maniacally.  He'll keep your feet warm in your bed tonight, Lucy.. And he'll steal Tina's bottle of brandy.)

Jonas Brothers, You say?  Let me have it. 

Whoa.  That's a really big nut.  Or a small squirrel.  This is what I should be writing about.  Bella cheeking Peter's Pecker. Hmm....

Why Lucy, Why do you hate me so?  I just wanted to get down and dirty with your pretty kitty.

Oh, don't worry, love.  Kay will hook you up with some sweet lovin'.  Can you taste my nuts?

Spread the love.

A Night in the Volturi Dungeon

So, I tell my niece a lot of things that go on in the fandom.  Well, things appropriate for her 12-year old ears, that is.  Anyway, I told her about a time on Twitter when Claire, Maj, and myself spent an evening in a Volturi dungeon courtesy of Master Caius and Pia Volturi from Dawn Has Broken.  It was complete crackfuckery and we had a great time.  I laughed so hard I was wheezing, crying and almost pissed my pants. 

 

Today, I received this from my niece.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! 

 

(Note:  Our twitters are generally NSFW  or children.  Just sayin'.) 

 

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"I didn't hear anything, I swear to God."  I said, my torn lips complaining from the effort.  He punched me again, this time harder.

"Don't you lie to me, bitch!"  I couldn't see his face through the ski mask, but I could hear the anger in his voice, and I could feel it in his punches.  My left eye was swollen shut, but I could still see through my right one.  He knelt down so that his face was level to mine.

"Listen, sweets, I don't want to hurt you," he reached out and touched my bruised and bloodied face.  I hissed when he touched one of the deep cuts on my cheek.  "I just need to know what you heard.  After you tell me, I'll let you go."

"I already told you, I didn't hear anything.  There was too much static coming from my radio."  I braced myself for another punch, but he only sighed and stood up.

"I asked you a simple question, sweets, and I still didn't get an answer.  I really didn't want to do this."  He untied my hands and feet from the chair that I had been bound to, and slung me over his shoulder.  I was to weak to resist him, so I hung there, helpless.

He carried me down winding hallways to a dark room, and the only light was coming from the small window that was near the ceiling.  He dropped me carelessly onto the dirt floor, and rebound my hands behind my back.  After he was satisfied that I couldn't escape my restraints, he left, locking the thick wooden door behind him.

I looked around the room that I was in.  There wasn't much to see.  Dirt floors, concrete walls, the single window on the wall opposite the door.  The door itself was an old prison door made of thick wood with a window.

I tried to stand, but my legs wobbled beneath me, and I fell back onto the floor.  I fell onto my side, and fell asleep on the uncomfortable dirt floor.

CHAPTER 1

I was awoken by the creaking of the old wooden door.  I squinted at the figure standing in the doorway.  I didn't recognize them, but that didn't mean anything.

"Hey, sweets.  I brought you some food.  Wouldn't want to starve such a pretty girl to death, now would we?"  He set a wooden plate down with some goop on it that he called food.  He locked the door behind him as he left.  I heard his footsteps echo down the hall as he walked away.

I sat up and tried to eat it, but since my hands were still tied, I had a little bit of trouble.  So, instead, I knelt until my chin rested on the rim of the plate.  I started to eat the goop on the plate, but it tasted awful.  I pulled back in disgust, but ended up eating it anyway - I was too hungry to be picky.

After I finished eating, or more like slurping, I stood up and went to the door.  I stood on my toes, trying to get the best view of the hallway.  There were dozens of doors on both walls, doors that looked like the one in my room.  I couldn't see anyone or anything in the hallway that could help me escape, so I sighed and walked away from the door.

"Come on, there has got to be some way out of this place," I said to myself as I paced around the room.  "Maybe someone will notice that I'm gone, and they'll come and save me."

I don't know how long I was down there, but after awhile, I heard voices coming from down the hall.  I stood on my toes and peeked out the window again.  I saw two very familiar people being pulled down the hall by some big, burly men, and they were thrown into the cell across from mine.

"Hey!" I heard one of them say.  She stood up and loked out the window, watching her assassins walk away.  "You have no righ - Maj?"  It was Claire, one of my best friends.  "So you are down here!  Hey, Mae!"

"What?  I'm having a little trouble, considering my hands are tied behind my back."  Eventually, Mae's familiar face popped up next to Claire's.  "Maj?

"What are you guys doing down here?" I asked, hoping that none of the goop was still on my face.

"Well, we heard that you had been thrown into the dungeon by Caius, so we cam to rescue you,"  Claire began.  "Mae tried to distract Caius by whipping out her handy-dandy sock puppets."  Claire glared at Mae, who cowered a little.  I had to fight back a laugh.  "While I tried to sneak down here to save you."

"Well, thanks for the effort, but how are we going to get out of here now?" I said, all of the laughter dying away inside of me.

"I don't know, but my niece just got here, so see ya later!" Mae said, and she disappeared.

Merry Christmas!

Just thought that I'd write you something funny to occupy yourself with when you have writer's block....  or whatever.  xDDDDDD

BREAKING NEWS!!! THE DESTRUCTION OF A CATONSPEED!

Lucy. We want you to take a breather, hon. TLM can wait, the blogs can wait, the reviews can wait...BREATHE! You're not butter, love...so, stop spreading yourself so thin! We love you, so love yourself ;)

Drewsper, The Hillywood Show, and Parodies

So I follow the P.I.C.'s Fanfic Corner blog, which has been doing a Jasper week this week.  I've only just found this blog, so I'm still checking out all the stuff.  Their story for today is Saint Saturday! Jasper Week: DREWSPER!!!.  I know, you're wondering who Drewsper is.  Let me back up a little here...

There is a dynamic duo called Hilly and Hannah Hindy, who have their own little personally funded, acted, produced, directed, and edited show called The Hillywood Show.  They are apparently somewhat known for doing a really great Twilight Parody.  I'm embedding it below, because you really can't miss it.  It starts off pretty much like the movie, but keep watching.  It gets better!  I was giggling through most of it.  That saddest part is that Hilly is better than KStew as Bella (imo).  Oh, and Drewsper?  Apparently Drew is the actor in the show who plays Jasper, and he does a fairly good job of copying the acting from the movie.


They also have done a parody of The Dark Knight, which is also really good.  They've done a New Moon Parody sneak peek.  The full parody for it will be out next year it looks like.  I'm going to be checking out some of their regular epidsodes as well, so see what they are like.

Really, check out the PIC Fanfic Corner and their Saint Saturday blog today.  And definitely don't forget to check out The Hillywood Show.  Those girls really seem to have a talent for this shit!  :)

New Moon Parody / Sims 3

Okay, so my niece sent me this.  It's a parody of New Moon done on Sims 3.  Some of you may know I'm a gamer girl and one of my favorite games are The Sims 2 and 3, so my niece sends me good stuff when she finds it cuz she's a fan of both The Sims games, but also You Tube.  Since I'm not a big fan on You Tube, I generally only watch it when something is suggested, if then.  LOL

This is too funny not to share tho, so I hope you enjoy!!

How Breaking Dawn Could Have Ended??

I saw this on Sci Fi Wire and just had to share.  It even has the real Dr. Cullen (PFach).  LOL!

Game Reviews - E3 2010 - Comedy

BREAKING NEWS!

Our own Lamb, Lucy - aka catonspeed - has passed her Master's Course!

Congratulations!!!

Our girl here is so relieved! The poor thing is so busy, she never sleeps! So, to learn that she actually passed - even with those toothpicks propping her poor eyelids open during examination - Lucy decided to celebrate! She's a cheeky bugger, though, and got a little over-excited...a little too much to drinky-poo and a slick cat named Rufus later, well...you know how these things go?

So, we present you with...Evolution of a Cat...may you never have to lug another heavy text book again, Lucy!

Prowling around.

A New Moon I can appreciate.

10 Fun Sex Facts

I found this site with 10 fun sex facts:

1. The best medicine...
According to the Museum of Sex, the vibrator was originally used as a medicinal treatment for female "hysteria" during the 19th century. The vibrator-induced orgasms helped doctors dissipate hysteria's anxiety-related symptoms.

2. Say cheese!
Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

3. Hop to it.
The iconic "Rabbit" is renowned for two things: excellent results and an odd smiley face on its tip. Women's Health tells us the smiley face was actually a result of conservative Japanese customs. Apparently, Japanese consumers frown upon "the production of sex toys that too closely resemble phalluses," so the smiley face was added.

4. Does he measure up?
The average size of an erect penis is 5 inches, and the average flaccid penis measures about 3 inches.

5. The sad truth.
While this fact is neither entertaining nor humorous, it’s shocking to note that homosexuality remained on the American Psychiatric Association's list of mental illnesses until 1973.

6. Protect our troops.
Today the government issues "Support our Troops" paraphernalia; however, government-issued brochures and videos featured a slightly different slogan during the WWII era – "Don't forget – Put it on before you put it in." During the Second World War, many soldiers returned home with venereal diseases, costing the government millions of dollars in medical expenses.

7. Work it.
Hate the gym? You burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex.

8. What a tease!
Burlesque costumes are the epitome of sexy – think Dita Von Teese and lingerie; however, a few centuries ago, the outfits had a slightly different purpose. According to the Museum of Sex, merkins (the bottom half of burlesque costumes) were originally created as "pubic wigs" for 15th century prostitutes. The designs helped hide pubic lice and syphilis symptoms. Make sure to share this information with your boyfriend the next time he heads to Vegas with the boys.

9. Justice is served.
In Hong Kong, adulterous husbands get more than a steep monthly alimony payment – a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her husband if he cheats on her – but she may only do so with her bare hands.

10. Whatever happened to Southern comfort?
The sale of sex toys and vibrators is banned in Alabama and Mississippi.